@3 months ago with 1698 notes
Hi, I'm Lauren. I'm a flaming sarcastic bitch and my life is the unfunniest joke ever told. I'm your basic entertainment junkie; I think movies, books, TV shows and music are the bees knees. When scientists finally perfect the art of time travel I'm going to 1964 and never returning. Dance the dance of life.
…….what the actual fuck.
I wanna punch the motherfucker who actually did the tattoo.. not so much the person who has it.
are you serious right now…
now, was it really necessary to add the ball hair?