March 2012
Jenna Marbles.
This girl.
I’m telling you.
Her video today wasn’t as ‘acted’ as her usual ones and I loved it so much omg
Like, she was more candid in this one especially at the end with the whole Dobby bit
She is my hero
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bocifer replied to your post: bocifer replied to your post: I secretly want to…
BABY NO WANT GO TO BED
ptsd level flashbacks
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vanboobsenstein:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to a big event and doesn’t realize that he has visible panty lines until he sees the photos the next day.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets a kernel stuck in his teeth on his first handful of popcorn and spends the entirety of the movie in discomfort and pain.
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bocifer replied to your post: I secretly want to go back to Disney with Select…
oh my god the scandalous “shirtless” ones.
omg I forgot about those!
OH MY GOD TOWEL PIC
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I hope Rick Santorum only has a little bit left in his stick of deodorant and then in comes out of in one huge chunk and he doesn’t have a spare.
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I hope Rick Santorum never finishes a two-part...
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boehnertroll:
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t find someone like you.
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thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum is to the electoral college what Leonardo DiCaprio is to the Oscar voters.
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slave-to-my-register:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
I would appreciate this, actually
I would be fully satisfied.
-Chelsea
vodkaismyextracurricularactivity:
thecakesniffer:
I hope Rick Santorum spends ages carefully arranging a class schedule only to find out last minute that the class he set everything up around is full and he has to make a whole new one with terrible classes five minutes before registration.
Guys there’s dozens of these in the Rick Santorum tag
this meme(?) is my everything.
I hope Rick Santorum's internet gives out just...
I hope Rick Santorum gets shut out because he’s watched 72 minutes of video with five minutes left in his show.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."
tardisingallifrey:
thecybermenswingset:
indiethelorax:
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I hope Rick Santorum is walking home after a huge thunderstorm, carefully avoiding all large puddles by hopping awkwardly over them, but then gets soaked when a car goes by as he’s waiting for the light to change so he can cross the street.
I secretly want to go back to Disney with Select just so I can retake all of the pictures that I lost when I left/the cleaning people stole my camera.
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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February 2012
pez-berry:
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain:Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars:Woody Allen, A...
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I sent my mom an email containing nothing but a link to the recipe for the ‘spaghetti in side bread’ thing (if you don’t know what I’m talking about google it) and instead of emailing me back she texted me about five different questions including: Did you mean to email me that bread thing? Do you want me to make that? Was that on purpose? Hello? Are you in class?
I was, in...
I remember one time in junior year theology when I had my laptop out surfing stumble upon as per usual, I was explaining how my laptop was named ‘Stella the Dell. A.’ and then I started fake-yelling ‘STELLA!!! STELLA!!!!’ and Gadz walked by and just laughed and laughed and laughed.
Her class was boring as shit but I really liked Gadz. If you like me and think I’m...
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I have literally no peanut butter left, but I don’t want to buy a new jar when I’m going home in two days and can steal one from my house.
BUT I was pbj :(
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“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
IN THE UNIVERSE
(via -redux)
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