February 2011
How I Met Your Mother.
This show is hilarious. BUT WHY IS TONIGHT’S EPISODE SOLELY ABOUT SEX AND PENIS SIZE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY. I AM WATCHING THIS WITH MY FAMILY.
Not cool. Really not cool. Awkward, in fact. Very awkward.
January 2011
Really long. Read them all anyway.
siriusly-potter:
mrjimjam:
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Consider me bored.
Okay, so I’m doing the Thirty Day Song Challenge. It’s a Facebook thing, but I don’t really feel like blowing up people’s newsfeeds, so instead I will sit here and blow up your dashboards. Mwhahahah.
These are the rules. Read them. Love them. Do it with me!
day 01 - your favorite song day 02 - your least favorite song day 03 - a song that makes you happy day 04 - a song...
My keyboard.
KiTTen jusT jumped on my keyboard. Now THere are four keys wHiCH only work wHen I HaVe THem on ‘sHifT’. THis is exTremely obnoxious, and I HaVe no idea wHy THey are doing THis. If I need To Type like THis for THe resT of my life, I will be forCed To kill myself.
Seriously, SOS. Does anyone know How o fix THis issue?
THe quiCk brown fox jumped oVer THe lazy brown dog.
Eureka!
I am watching Jeopardy! right now. The current leader is named ‘Eureka’. EUREKA? Were her parents thinking ‘We’ve struck gold!’ = ‘We’ve struck baby!’? I think not.
A day that will live in infamy.
I might as well retitle my blog ‘I hate Carol’ because I feel like that is all I talk about. But this time it is totally warranted because she has crossed a line this time, folks. A serious and darkly drawn line.
I like Six Flags as much as the next person. I really do, and it is fun. In fact, I would have very little issue going there except for the fact that we have absolutely NO...
Australia.
Rumors have been spreading that I hate Australia, and I am here to tell you that they are unfounded and untrue. Since this is coming straight from the horse’s mouth, this is what you as good readers should believe. So here are my thoughts on Australia:
You have heard me say before that Australia is the one place in the entire world I want to go. This true and will remain true until I get...
Let it snow.
We have had two (technically three- but I didn’t have to come in that day) snow days thus far. Every time there is potential for a snow day, people post prayerful statuses pleading to the powers that be for Barnsie to call. This time, however, it is not the case. In fact, I am seeing a lot of ‘Hey what is the ____ homework’ wallposts. This attitude sickens me. WHERE HAS THE FAITH...
What I think when kids in my class read
whatshelearnedfromyou:
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds...
Hop off, Mr. McGolderick.
First of all, it’s not cool to walk into Carol’s office singing about how you hate people and demanding gossip time with your secret lover. I mean, I don’t really mind, but it’s just kind of annoying. But then when you not-so-subtly hint that you hate students who put their feet up on tables. THIS IS NOT YOUR OFFICE. If Carol does not yell at me, you have no right to do so,...
Facebook vs. Tumblr - JGL Edition
josephgordonlevittdaily:
Someone adds you on Facebook Someone adds you on Tumblr Someone writes on your Facebook wall Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox Lose a friend on Facebook Lose a follower on Tumblr
Error on Facebook Error on Tumblr
That awkward moment.
Milligan College called me tonight. The guy wanted to know if I was still interested. Truthfully, I was never interested in Milligan College and I know absolutely nothing about that school. But I felt bad telling him so when he asked why I wasn’t interested, I said it was because I wanted to go somewhere closer to home (blatant. lie.) and when he asked me to name the schools I was like...
Mean Girls 2 Part 2.
envimea:
Since this is Tumblr, the basic worshipping alter for Mean Girls, lets go over a few Twitter-inspired things, fueled by original MG quotes:
You just can’t have a Mean Girls 2 without Regina George. That’s just like, the rules of feminism.
They don’t even go here.
You cant make a Mean Girls 2. Its social suicide.
These girls are not Plastics. They’re like… rubber. Or styrofoam or...
Watchdonnamae1:
fuckyeahgifs:
statehate:
-lightsareon:
1) click play.
2) move your mouse over the video.
3) be entertained.
(via -hotanddangerous)
OH MY GOD MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
2 tags
Mean Girls 2.
Meaghan Martin’s voice makes me want to vomit. If she continues to narrate this pathetic excuse of a plotline I’m going to bed at 9.
My evening:
Mean Girls and Mean Girls 2.
Don’t judge me.
These are a few of my Favorite Things:
1) When I wake up on a Sunday totally expecting to work and then calling for my hours and finding out that I do not have to.
2) Realizing that instead of going to work I can sit home and watch 27 hours of Law and Order: SVU as part of Mariska’s Birthday Marathon on USA.
3) Quesadillas.
4) Finding out that spell check does not consider the word ‘quesadilla’ to be real.
5)...
